1. "I've been checking this website for MONTHS for updates- doesn't anyone maintain this thing?"

    I am currently in the process of having the website updated and revamped by a fine fellow by the name of SilverDragon, of www.wiccanwed.com. If you have any questions about our products or services, please e-mail me at info@bonesandflowers.com, or contact the shop directly via telephone at (508)798-3330.
  2. "What's up with the web catalog- why doesn't the shopping cart work?"

    Frankly, the web catalog is in bad need of an overhaul. I still carry nearly everything in it (and a heck of a lot more) in the physical store. The shopping cart will be re-activated once Ithe catalog is updated. I'm hoping to get that done by late April, 2007. Meanwhile, feel free to browse it to get a flavor of what I carry in my shop.
  3. "Is Bones and Flowers still open? I heard it was closed/moved/bought etc."

    Yes, Bones and Flowers is still open. I, da Reverend Tannin Schwartzstein, still own it, and will continue to do so indefinitely. If you want proof of the shop's continued existance, feel free to visit it at its current location at 980 Main Street, Worcester, MA 01603
  4. "Do you sell flowers?"

    As in bouquets? No. Usually our *flowers* are sold dried and mashed up, or dried and bundled. I carry lots of cool gifty things OTHER than flowers! I've been told I make pretty spectacular leather roses though...
  5. "If you don't sell fresh flowers, do you sell bones?"

    Actually, I occasionally do. I currently have a few professionally cleaned skull, horn, shell, and feather specimens available in the shop.
  6. "What kind of a shop is this then?"

    Well, I sell Pagan spiritual goods, witchcraft supplies, and world gifts. Everyone is welcome to check out what I have to offer.
  7. "Do you teach classes there?"

    Sometimes. I am offering private classes in Tarot, Spell Work Basics, and a few other subjects. If you call the shop, or e-mail me at info@bonesandflowers.com. I am happy to discuss what I charge per class, and what materials you might need. Regular public classes are not currently available due to a busy upcoming vending schedule.
  8. "Are you looking to hire anyone to work at the shop? "

    No. *laughs darkly* You don't want to work for me anyway.
  9. "Do you do Psychic Readings?"

    I do Tarot Readings here ($45.00 for a full half hour reading), and can recommend some very fine Palmists, Rune readers, and other professional diviners through my store. I am willing to do "psychic parties" at private events, just call or e-mail me at info@bonesandflowers.com.
  10. "Help! I think I'm having a metaphysical crisis! Can you help me?"

    That's a definite maybe. E-mail me at info@bonesandflowers.com, or call (508)798-3330. If I think I can be of service, I will let you know. If not, I'll do my best to put you in touch with someone who can. If I think you are a nutter, I reserve the right to blow you off completely. If you are a wanker with too much time on your hands, I promise to be reliably surly and perdictably unsympathetic.


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